This Is The Thing That All Bloggers Say…

…when shit just gets busy.

SORRY FOR THE LACK OF POSTS LATELY.

Now, I know it has been less than a week. Six days to be exact. Things have been really hectic…fuck that, I do way better than 90% of the blogs out there. No apologies.

I am readying the album for download tomorrow and I hope you enjoy it as much as I have. (I’ll give you a hint…it’s from the 70s.)

Grating Hits 7 is also in the works. You know what else? A feature article for Uneasy Listening about the staying power of a really important 90s album. Now if the remaining jagbags would just answer this serf’s pleads for an interview it would make it much easier.

To reward the regulars here are some off-color jokes that I dare you to tell at a party. (Trust me, one laugh from a group is pretty good.)

Q: What did one tampon say to the other?

A: Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.

Q: What is the worst thing to hear while giving Willie Nelson a blowjob?

A: “I’m not Willie Nelson.”

and finally, my favorite:

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “What can I get you?” The horse, realizing he is a horse, becomes startled. He bolts for the door, knocking a table over on the way out.

Here’s a picture of a new tattoo I got (from Caitlin) for the -h- of it:

And now enjoy some music from what I am listening to as we e-speak. Creepy, huh? Yeah, technology is a questionable apple. Now get out of my room.

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One Response to “This Is The Thing That All Bloggers Say…”
  1. Fmfmf says:

    I don’t get the horse joke.

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