I awoke this morning with this question in my head: “What the hell is your problem? You’ve had a motorcycle for over a year now. Why aren’t you on the road?” Well, it’s because my license was suspended in a freak accident when I still lived in Bloomington, Indiana. You see, I was late on … Continue reading

For Those Who Were Asking…

…here is the video to our destruction of Nora’s couch. Sorry, neighbors.

I’ve Been Tagged Like a Chicago Train

April tagged me…so as to not let her down… 1. I can’t believe I’ve never… been to a strip club. There were some close calls…like when we found out that a girl from high school with whom everyone thought was gorgeous was dancing at Night Moves, the strip joint in Bloomington, Indiana. I couldn’t build … Continue reading